Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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anti jokes

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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