whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Dear Board of education, so are we.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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