Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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