- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

Chicken penis.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

involved parents.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Where do babies come from? My garage

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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