- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian without a future.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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