- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

womens rights to vote

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

1+1 =? Too

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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