- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Where's my tractor?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Cold camel scrotum.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Obama

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? gunshot

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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