- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

How did the girl die? 25.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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