Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Hi.

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