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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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mark is mark

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A snake walks into a bar

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

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