- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

knock, knock. come in.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Ham sandwich

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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