- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Scientology.

Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

I like pom

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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