What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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want a balloon? yeah

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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My butt!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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javascript:alert("your own");

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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save water shower with friends

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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