- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Ham sandwich

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

knock knock come in

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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