Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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