- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Johnson stops eating

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Hi.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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