I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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