What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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ginger

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Black People.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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Black History Month

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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