- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

my namew is jd

Whats better than 24? 25.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

A: B: No pun intended.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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