- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

whats 2+2? 4

Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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