helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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save water shower with friends

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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