p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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womens rights

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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