- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A snake walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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