- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Farts smell bad!

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

A black guy with his family.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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