- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A snake walks into a bar

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

this girl died

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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