A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

W.N.B.A.

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

whoa there

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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