your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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The game!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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