- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Good boy

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

space is fun

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Black History Month

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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