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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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