- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

the cast of the jersey shore

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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