Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Dani barton= lovely

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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