Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Are you Drew?

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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