Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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