What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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PENlS.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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