One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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hey bill!

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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You have cancer

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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