There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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1 + 1 = 3

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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