- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Shit!

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

why?

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

My butt!!!!!!!!

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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