What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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The game!

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women playing football?

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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