- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

How did the girl die? 25.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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