- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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