- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Matt Damon

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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