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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A Mormon walks into a bar.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

I'm a like whore

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

i'm not gay

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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