A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Dani barton= lovely

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Penis

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Hi my name is Jim

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Wats a joke?

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What's up? A direction...

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Anti Joke

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