- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Get in the Batmobile.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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