- Anti Joke

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ