- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

black people

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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