John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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i'm not gay

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Good boy

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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