How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hearpin my durp

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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