- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

What is brown and sticky? Poop

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Women.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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