- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

So. The gays. ...

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

Women's rights

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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