- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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