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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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