What is the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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42

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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