- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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