Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Welcome To Facebook

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Bloody kids ...

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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this is a joke

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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