why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Knock Knock Yes?

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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