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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

The penn state football administration

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.