Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Black People.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Blind people can't read this.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

This one sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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