Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

what happens during a climax apples

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

why did Max cry??? chicken

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Black people

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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