- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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