What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Potato

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

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