Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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