Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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