How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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