how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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womens rights

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Vagina ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Women's Rights.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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