Hearpin my durp

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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