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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

LOL May Wong

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Potato

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

PENlS.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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