There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? Because it wanted to be a monkey? Why did the John fall out of the tree? Because he has no arms and legs because he suffers from a severe case of lepracy. Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by three monkeys, a fridge and a boy with no limbs.

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anti jokes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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If you are my friend like it!

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Halo < COD

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

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