A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My butt!!!!

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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AVB

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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