A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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