- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

No. Yes.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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