- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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