There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Girls

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Canida

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What's red and has wheels a red car....

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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