- Anti Joke

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

My butt!!!!!!!!

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.