If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What does A duck smoke? Quack

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

thumb_up thumb_down +26

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops