Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Will you marry me?

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Gays

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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