Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Ryan Chang is funny.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What is next?

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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