- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Where's my shotgun

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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