- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's a small person? A midget

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

you know what hurts.... PAIN

Nobody cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Doorbell salesman.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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