- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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