A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Wade's the father

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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69, hahaha

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Cancer.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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God is real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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