- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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