What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Toaster

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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the real mccoy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A snake walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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