why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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where are you?

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Anti Joke

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