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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Period Blood

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

womens rights to vote

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

Yo mamas so fat.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Are you a human?

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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