Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What is the best part about football The scoring

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

what is big and white? the moon

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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