- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Republicans

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Matty B

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Murder me once, shame on you.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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