- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I like pom

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Wats a joke?

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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