What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What's wrong with woman Everything

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

I Have a Black Friend

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

69, hahaha

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

Please spell dyslexia.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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