- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

hi michael

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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