A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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What's better than sex? Nothing

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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