why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Women

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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It's long!

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Penis

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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No it isn't.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Anti Joke

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