What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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