Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Women.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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