Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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