- Anti Joke

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.