- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Women's rights.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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