Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Women.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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