whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Obamacare haters

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Hi Shelby!!

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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