Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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poop

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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