- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

How old are you? 20

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

women playing football?

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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