What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

the real mccoy

since when?

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

God bless America, and no where else.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

What looks like a dick? A penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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