- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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