mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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