- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

What did the clock say? The time.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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