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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Christians pornstars.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

lyren is a big meanyhead

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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