- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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