- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

knock knock

Can you see this brett? Connor

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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