two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Women's sports

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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