Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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