- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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