It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Once upon a time.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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potatoes

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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