waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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dislike this...please.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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