Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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knock, knock. come in.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

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