Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Jason Connor.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What is long and black The unemployment line

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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