- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

Why did I get raped

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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