What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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You just won the game...

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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alston wang

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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