- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A black guy with his family.

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