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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Farts smell bad!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Jason Connor.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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