Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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...NO.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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