Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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save water shower with friends

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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fack me!

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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