how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

why?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Women

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Ryan Chang is funny.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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