- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

want a balloon? yeah

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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