whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Where's my tractor?

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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