A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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