why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Turn around.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

peter charastabopouloulous

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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