- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Farts smell bad!

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Watch your lips.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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