Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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