Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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you

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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poop

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