what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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i eat poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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