69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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Poop

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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