What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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hi corey

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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