What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Matt Damon

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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A jew go out of a bar

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Obama

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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