- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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