Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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I only like NY as a friend.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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