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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

2 women were sitting quietly

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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