What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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women's rights

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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