what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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Obama

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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