Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

I know a black girl named beyonca.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

kiss me?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Hippopatomous!

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

guess what what? nothing.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

42

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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