What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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