Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Your mother

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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