- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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