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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Jared Gough is a slut

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