why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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the cast of the jersey shore

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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