- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

hey bill!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

My mom caught me masturbating.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Wheelchair high jump

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

obama

Black People.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

what's red and blue? your heart

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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