What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

The 13th Amendment...

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

My name is never spelt right so its all good

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

Six million.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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