what is stupid and reading this you

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Your mom

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Why did I get raped

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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