What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

women playing football?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

no

Your mother is a man.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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