- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

what do you call a black man named mike

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

Gestapo.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What just hit my face? The floor

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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