what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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