Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Women's Sports

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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the cast of the jersey shore

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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