Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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math test 2=2

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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