What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Vagina ass.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Anti jokes.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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