Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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asian drivers.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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