I grammer is gooder then yours.

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ha.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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W.N.B.A.

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obama

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what is stupid and reading this you

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