Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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connor sucks

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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