What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Take my wife- to the store.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Seth stock has a large penis

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Womens rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Does this napkin chloroform?

"Up to 50% off."

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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