How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Your mother

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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