Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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