- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

My mom caught me masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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