- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What's dead? Your mum.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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