What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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