A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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general tso's broccoli

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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robin, get in the car.

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The Bible

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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