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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How old is victor? Old

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?