- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Penis-Pump

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- Commits Suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Women's sports.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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