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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Please spell dyslexia.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

i'm not gay

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Ken wins!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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