How much did the Holla Cost?

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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