- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

George Bush does not care about black people.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Ham sandwich

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Are you a human?

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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