- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

black people

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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