Woman's Rights

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

69, hahaha

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

what is stupid and reading this you

what happened to your gran you tell me

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

Stephen Hawking can walk

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

what's brown and sticky? a turd.

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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