BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Blind people can't read this.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What abou three times

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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