- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

space is fun

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Anti Joke

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