- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Penis-Pump

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

The Irish man was sober.

marshal sterio had sex

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Cows go moo.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Where's my tractor?

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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