What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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maddie latino

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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A black man walks into a book store.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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zebras

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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This is not a joke.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Anti Joke

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